It’s once again the night before
And he’s got nearly nothing…
His wife is staging something big
To prove to him her loving.
At Christmas, ’twas different (?)
But now ’tis Valentines…
He’d better think of something fast
Or he’ll step on land mines.
He’ll get a card, some potted soil
And sugar-free chocolates to eat…
This weekend, they’ll visit the shelter,
A new cat would be sweet!