The Return of the Modern Philosopher

snow-miserWhile the other 49 states enjoy the first day of Spring tomorrow, Modern Philosophers, Maine will remain trapped in Winter due to a last minute legal maneuver by Snow Miser.

That icy wretch, and my long time nemesis, invoked Article 12 of the Forces of Nature which states that “Should a higher power decide that any season ought to be lengthened, that being only need to file a Form 1357A and submit the $25 application fee.”

Immediately after filing the form and paying the fee, Snow Miser unleashed yet another snowstorm on Maine.  This one is supposed to dump 6-15 inches on the state and is not scheduled to end until tomorrow afternoon.

This Modern Philosopher has already had to shovel once today, and is preparing to go out again as soon as this article is posted.

Mother NatureJanet Mills, Maine’s Attorney General, has asked Mother Nature for a meeting to…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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