COFFEE WEDNESDAYS
(Lyrics)
I come out Coffee Wednesdays
To the computer to post,
And behind me when the ladies come
I get to hear the most…
Outrageous kind of language
And dirty stories too,
I am ashamed to turn around
‘Til that conversation’s through!
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Oh…the ladies ’round the table
At coffee-pastry time,
Put all their vast experience
To have a real good time…
I’m glad I am not sitting there
But cower on the side,
This group of ladies together
Have such a wild ride!
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Those coffee and doughnuts…
Are the ingredients all safe (?),
Should come and see the hub-bub
Among the ladies at this place…
It is not being recorded
For deniability,
We men sit back and let them go
And glory at the glee:
We men sit back and watch the fun
At midweek morning tea!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 
You’ve painted a beautiful picture here!
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thanks…considering I more HEARD it than SAW it!
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I will gladly join you (and your wife) for a cup of coffee and we can hear other adventures…
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Ya know how to get to Douglas (Massachusetts)? Frankly, my wife was NOT at the above gathering…and I had my back to it, most of the time. Funny—I posted a copy on the bulletin board and the participants were not pleased—but people continue to look at it weeks later! 🙂
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lovely story
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Glad you liked it! That Ladies Table though…Whoo-Whee !!! :)— Jonathan
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Super fun. I had a tune in my head while I read the lyrics.
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I do NOT tell dirty stories!!! ;-D Fun post! It is a pleasure to visit your blog, and thank you for doing likewise! Blessings, Diane
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Did I ever say you do??? If I gave you that impression, I apologize!!!!! Besides, I didn’t see YOU there….behind my back…whilst I was blogging in the midst of things!!! 🙂
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