“My Head Is Bigger Than Yours!” Mayor McCheese Jokes As He Courts Maine’s Alien Voters

BUT IS HIS MOUTH BIGGER THAN THE NORMAL POLITICIAN’S???

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Mayor_McCheeseMayor McCheese, long thought to be incumbent Governor Paul LePage’s biggest threat in the upcoming Maine Gubernatorial Election, took his campaign to the skies very high above the state today.

The Independent Party candidate met with about 15,000 ardent supporters in an Alkavian Mothership that hovered a couple of miles above Bangor.

McCheese’s message came across loud and clear: “I am the first non-human to run for Governor of this great state, and I not only take great pride in that, but also intend to make sure I am a voice of the other non-humans in Maine!”

MothershipThis Modern Philosopher was one of the lucky few humans to be invited along for what would best be described as a pep rally for the next Governor of Maine.  Alien beings from all over the Universe (who are also all Maine residents) were in attendance, and McCheese’s campaign wisely set up numerous…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Poet, author, servant of God the Heavenly father and the Lord Jesus Christ...working out his salvation with fear and trembling. - Not trusting in his own deeds, but depending totally upon the finished sacrificial work of Jesus Christ to be, by God's reckoning, a new creature, clothed in Christ's righteousness...which mortal humankind can never attain by their own weak efforts, apart from faith in Christ's work on our behalf. - College-educated, yet wise enough to see that what a man does will not be his ultimate identity nor affect how God sees him or her. - Called by God to do a very difficult thing...apart from God's grace, mercy and strength...to love the sinner (which we all--by nature--are) but hate the sin, which is only paid through Christ, God's Son, - My own God-given gift is that of being a Poet..showing that in all parts of life...God has a loving part in it...as hard as that is to always understand or perceive...given life's realities! Come join me on my journey of discovery?.

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