Females Find Frequent Flier Fits

I HOPE THIS DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE…AND IT HAS POETRY!!!

Humorous Interludes by Ron Yarosh

Apparently, the tiny metal fasteners on some bras have been triggering alarms on airport security systems — a potentially embarrassing scenario.

In response, a Japanese company is reported to be developing a metal-free bra, dubbed the Frequent Fliers’ Bra.

It will incorporate resinous wires and nonmagnetic metal hooks that don’t set off metal-detector alarms.

Sorry TSA agents.

You can see more at…

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2001-11-01/lifestyle/0110310437_1_bra-security-alarms-wearer

Hmmm…

We now have the frequent flier bra

It’s something to behold with awe.

If you wear this brassier,

You have nothing to fear.

Let’s hope it’s made without flaws.

To get through security quick,

It’s the bra that you should now pick.

It won’t set off alarms,

It will cause no one harm,

And it won’t even make you airsick.

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

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About Jonathan Caswell

Poet, author, servant of God the Heavenly father and the Lord Jesus Christ...working out his salvation with fear and trembling. - Not trusting in his own deeds, but depending totally upon the finished sacrificial work of Jesus Christ to be, by God's reckoning, a new creature, clothed in Christ's righteousness...which mortal humankind can never attain by their own weak efforts, apart from faith in Christ's work on our behalf. - College-educated, yet wise enough to see that what a man does will not be his ultimate identity nor affect how God sees him or her. - Called by God to do a very difficult thing...apart from God's grace, mercy and strength...to love the sinner (which we all--by nature--are) but hate the sin, which is only paid through Christ, God's Son, - My own God-given gift is that of being a Poet..showing that in all parts of life...God has a loving part in it...as hard as that is to always understand or perceive...given life's realities! Come join me on my journey of discovery?.

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