Go Go Gadget Beer: GrOpener Bottle Opener

WILL IT WORK OPENING MOXIE BOTTLES???? IT WILL—-THE CANS!!!!

Literature and Libation

Invention never understood her mother, Necessity. The single mom, a widow of the late Responsibility, provided everything the family needed but with noticeably lacking creativity. Everything was always exactly as it was supposed to be, measured and metered, with no extravagance or artistic flair, all very Puritan and unforgiving in its overwhelming perfunctitude.

Invention didn’t like that. She had dreams of increased efficiency, fresh designs, enhanced functionality. She thrashed against her mother’s plainness, using it as a catalyst for the creation of her own clever contraptions. As she changed the world with her work, Invention realized that without her mother, without her frank displays of never-changingness, she would have never been inspired to engineer the future.

It could be argued that we don’t need any new ways to open a bottle. Without really trying, I can wrench cap from bottle, send it flipping end over end towards trash-can oblivion as…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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