DON’T YOU MEAN…HAIL KING BOWIE!!!!!
Newsflash. Oh no! I have to unexpectedly postpone the Puddingfest a.k.a. my birthday party on 21 July. In a national televised address, our 79-year-old monarch said he would step down on 21 July, Belgium’s national day. He said it was time to “pass on the flame”. He will be succeeded by his son, Crown Prince Philippe, 53.
In my opinion this is unsatisfactory. Mr. Bowie was ready for the job. I say, Mr. Bowie for President!