MOVING IN??
A skunk has taken up residence
Under the water hose spool…
A man went to water the flowers,
And found the skunk where it was cool.
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It wandered near our door last night,
Gave several people a scare…
I was surprised this afternoon
To find the skunk still there.
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The guy who surprised the once-sleeping skunk
Apparently got a spritz…
The skunk had poor aim when still half-asleep,
The fellow was barely missed. 🙂
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We heard of sleeping dogs and bears
And the dangers of waking up same…
A skunk taking up residence here
Certainly adds to our fame!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 