BACHELOR PAD
The resident bachelor
Needed a place to bunk….
The water hose casing was conscience-raising,
But privacy there was sunk.
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Under the old guard shed
Was a space that’ll suit just fine…
A place to lay one’s head,
‘Til the ten PM waking time!
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Best of all, he won’t be disturbed
While taking his long beauty nap…
No one dares look underneath the shed
For fear of a skunk-odored ZAP!
–Jonathan Caswell
🙂
By the Mighty Mumford 