The husband and the wife had a fight
As to who would take care of whom…
The wife found a way to sit all day
And put things all on the groom.
Envision an element’ry mathematics class
Where one boy is a little slow…
He has to catch up there at his desk
While the rest enjoy an in-class show.
The husband does all the chores lately
While the wife can do less and less…
He feels like the boy that he once was,
There is nothing new, he’d guess.