Victoria’s Secret Announces “Coal for Panties” Exchange for Naughty Girls

SEE WHAT WE MISS WHEN WE DON’T KEEP UP WITH OUR E-MAIL??? ‘COURSE…NONE OF MY FRIENDS GOT COAL…RIGHT??????

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Sexy SantaHave you been a Naughty girl this year?  If you can prove it, Victoria’s Secret has a special deal for you.  On December 26th, anyone over the age of 18 who shows up at a Victoria’s Secret Store with the coal they received in their Christmas stocking, can exchange that coal for a free pair of panties.

Why the titillating spin on the Guns for Toys program often used by police at Christmas time to get weapons off the street?  “We thought it would be fun,” Greta von Perfektshun, the manager of the Victoria’s Secret Store at the Bangor Mall, told this Modern Philosopher.  “So much emphasis is put on being Nice this time of year, and we think the women who are Naughty deserve some reward, too.”

Christmas Stocking with coalAll the coal collected will be donated to local homeless shelters and orphanages to provide heat for the less fortunate this winter. …

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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