WINTER’S APPROACHING…YA READY FOR THE FREEZE???????
Modern Philosophers not from Maine probably do not understand the significance of this news. When the Snowmen cruise the area in their distinctive refrigerated ice truck this early in the year…it’s not even officially Autumn yet…it is a harbinger of a bad Winter to come.
Residents of the area were seen frozen in their tracks after the Snowmen had passed. Some were literally frozen. “We call it ‘Snow Apocalyptia’ and it’s a condition that is unique to Maine,” Dr. Jack Shepherd explained to this Modern Philosopher. “The mere sight of The Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse will cause a person’s body temperature to drop drastically and they will turn to ice. Luckily, Maine EMT crews know how to quickly remedy the situation, and the Freeze Unit at EMMC is the…
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