The Four Snowmen Of The Apocalypse Do Their First Drive-Bys In Maine

WINTER’S APPROACHING…YA READY FOR THE FREEZE???????

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Scary SnowmenThe Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse were spotted doing their first drive-bys of the year in Bangor and Brewer today.

Modern Philosophers not from Maine probably do not understand the significance of this news.  When the Snowmen cruise the area in their distinctive refrigerated ice truck this early in the year…it’s not even officially Autumn yet…it is a harbinger of a bad Winter to come.

Residents of the area were seen frozen in their tracks after the Snowmen had passed.  freezingSome were literally frozen.  “We call it ‘Snow Apocalyptia’ and it’s a condition that is unique to Maine,” Dr. Jack Shepherd explained to this Modern Philosopher.  “The mere sight of The Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse will cause a person’s body temperature to drop drastically and they will turn to ice.  Luckily, Maine EMT crews know how to quickly remedy the situation, and the Freeze Unit at EMMC is the…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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