TOOTING THE HORN

TOOTING THE HORN!

 

Eating veggies and fruit

Leads to more frequent “toot”….

Air freshener cans

Sprayed on command

Preserve a sensitive snoot.

In open air the easier one breathes

With the help of a gentle breeze…

Folks call them pews

After baked bean chews,

That can bring guys laughing to their knees!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

6 thoughts on “TOOTING THE HORN

      1. Jonathan Caswell Post author

        Yeah…and the last time my older brother took me to the movies with him and his girl (maybe Mom forced him to…I’ll never know) Nathan and I both howled our heads off at the bean supper scene in BLAZING SADDLES, while Nancy sat there looking at us with a weird expression on her face…!

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