WELL…WE CAN ALWAYS HOPE…!!! 😉
“I was a total @#$%^& this year,” Father Time told this Modern Philosopher as we sat in my living room and enjoyed Snapples and Doritos. “I made a decision in early January to just be a prick and go with it. I really enjoyed staying in character, and I don’t regret my choice.”
Was there any reason why this normally beloved figure decided to give in to the Dark Side in 2013?
“I just got this vibe that 2013 needed to be bad ass and hard core,” he replied with an absentminded wave of his scythe. “The 13 just really spoke to me. That number is a dark, evil playmate that led me down a poorly lit path…
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