Father Time Admits To Being A Total @#$%^& In 2013


The Return of the Modern Philosopher

FatherTimeFather Time stopped by The House on the Hill to come clean about his behavior in 2013 before he clocked out at midnight and turned the business over to Baby New Year.

“I was a total @#$%^& this year,” Father Time told this Modern Philosopher as we sat in my living room and enjoyed Snapples and Doritos.  “I made a decision in early January to just be a prick and go with it.  I really enjoyed staying in character, and I don’t regret my choice.”

Was there any reason why this normally beloved figure decided to give in to the Dark Side in 2013?

“I just got this vibe that 2013 needed to be bad ass and hard core,” he replied with an absentminded wave of his scythe.  “The 13 just really spoke to me.  That number is a dark, evil playmate that led me down a poorly lit path…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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