The Snowman Diet


The Return of the Modern Philosopher

fat snowmanHey, Mr. Snowman!

Do you mind

If I say

You are


Really good


I remember

You used

To be

So obese,

And I worried

About your


Lately, though,

I can’t help

But notice

That you’ve


A ton

Of weight.

Is it weird

For me

To ask

What your

Secret is?

You see,

I’ve been trying

To get

Back into

Shape myself,

But the Winter

Always gets

To me.

I never want

To run.

I just want

To hibernate.

I never see

You exercise,

So how did

You do it?

Was it

Those pills

I’ve seen

On TV?

Are you


Yourself puke?

Please tell me.

I want

To be


Like you,

Mr. Snowman.

How did you

Burn off

All that


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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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