I PERSONALLY THINK SWANS ARE MORE VICIOUS—FROM EXPERIENCE!
I’m afraid of geese and cat whiskers if you must know. I realize it’s not smart to put my biggest vulnerabilities out there. What if my arch nemesis subscribes and is now loading a pillowcase with whiskers and angry geese? Do arch nemesises have to be mutual, or can mine be someone I’ve never even met? What is the plural of nemesis anyway?
And let me clarify that I am not afraid of whiskers on kittens, but rather when they fall off and are discovered loose on a blanket or, you know, on top of my pillow. Which is where my husband threatened to put one this morning when he found a loose one on a blanket.
He also sent me this picture he snapped this morning of our roof.
And now I’m not sure where I’m going to move on such short notice.
The goose fear stems from a…
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