Fair skinned girl experiences difficulty buying bathing suit

POOR GIRL…TELL HER TO CONSULT A GUY…THEY CAN SEE ALMOST ANYTHING…ESPECIALLY IF A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL IS INVOLVED!

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Eighteen-year-old girl, Melissa Macias (in the image pictured on right), was recently trying on bathing suits at a local mall to prepare for summer when she shockingly realized that she had become so pale during the winter season that she was unable to see her own reflection in the mirror. She told sources that, at first, she thought she had died and turned into a ghost. After attempting to exercise her rights as a ghost and scare local mall patrons, mainly by saying “boo” and making “ghost-like-sounds,” her friend (pictured beside Ms. Macias) told her that she was not in fact a ghost, but just pale. Ms. Macias told sources that although she believed her friend, she continued scaring mall patrons just in case her friend was wrong and/or for preparatory measures should she turn into a ghost in the future. Until Ms. Macias receives an adequate tan, she is only able to…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Poet, author, servant of God the Heavenly father and the Lord Jesus Christ...working out his salvation with fear and trembling. - Not trusting in his own deeds, but depending totally upon the finished sacrificial work of Jesus Christ to be, by God's reckoning, a new creature, clothed in Christ's righteousness...which mortal humankind can never attain by their own weak efforts, apart from faith in Christ's work on our behalf. - College-educated, yet wise enough to see that what a man does will not be his ultimate identity nor affect how God sees him or her. - Called by God to do a very difficult thing...apart from God's grace, mercy and strength...to love the sinner (which we all--by nature--are) but hate the sin, which is only paid through Christ, God's Son, - My own God-given gift is that of being a Poet..showing that in all parts of life...God has a loving part in it...as hard as that is to always understand or perceive...given life's realities! Come join me on my journey of discovery?.

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