THAT OLD FAVORITE…THE “DUTCH RUN”

THAT OLD FAVORITE…THE DUTCH RUN*

Some folks deserve a dutch run,

Whether bratty or nuisance or bum…

Grab collar and pants

And forcibly prance

Him out before damage is done!

Not sure that would work today

With too many lawyers to pay…

With one’s kid

It could be hid,

But anyone else’s–NO WAY!

Then there’s the matter of size,

Some are too big, realize…

Little boys bend

As you intend

But for bigger, it’s less a surprise!

–Jonathan Caswell

* Not meant as an ethnic slur!!!

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