Godzilla Visits Bangor Without Incident; New York And Tokyo Are Pissed


The Return of the Modern Philosopher

MCDGODZ EC032Godzilla started his Summer Vacation by emerging from the Atlantic Ocean off the Maine coast and heading directly to Bangor.  The giant monster and star of dozens of movies around the world, arrived downtown without incident accompanied only by his publicist, personal assistant, and trainer.

“Godzilla tries to keep a low profile when he vacations,” longtime publicist Ishiro Honda explained to this Modern Philosopher.  “He’s taking time off between projects, and when he does that, he just likes to blend in and be like anyone else.  He’s actually quite shy and hates all the attention that goes along with being a celebrity.”

This Modern Philosopher had to know why one of the most recognizable movie stars in the world would pick Maine for his Summer Vacation.  “He’s hoping to meet Stephen King,” Honda explained with a smile.  “Godzilla is also a huge fan of lighthouses, lobsters, and whoopie pies.  Plus…

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Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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