SUITABLY GROOMED
I got a hair cut at last,
Before cold weather’s blast…
With grow-in time
Before autumn rime,
All I needed to do was ask!
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You’ve heard of phantom pain,
When an amputated limb feels again…
Stray hair on the ear
Made it appear
That shagginess needed a tame!
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My tufts on either side
Were not a matter of pride…
Balanced spoon on my nose
Gave impression one knows
Of a koala, face supplied!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 