LYRICAL AND FUNNY!
Mephitic fool
On barfly stool
Swills his fifth of bourbon.
He sounds the alarm
Falls and fractures his arm
Now he needs a surgeon.
In a sling his arm hangs
Ivory cast helps the pangs
But not his inimical perversion.
Bartenders threshold was met
Exhaling vapor of cigarette
By poison now he’s unburdened.
~~ Dominic R. DiFrancesco ~~