Lumpy Limericks for 25th September,2014

POOR KID! IF HE’D WRITTEN A SONNET, HE COULD HAVE ADDED WRITER’S CRAMP TO HIS TROUBLES! 😀

Graeme Sandford

September Limericks 25th 2

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A young lad from Ashby-de-la-Zouch
Was intending his girlfriend to smooch
He bought her some flowers
And counted down the hours
But, he never got so much as a touch (pronounced ‘Tooch!’)

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There once was a driver from Coleraine
Who couldn’t drive his lorry in Spain
He’d stop at the border
In total disorder
And turn round and drive home again.

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In the town where I was born
There is a man who stands forlorn
On a street
The night to greet
From late in the evening to early dawn.

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A Limerick
That is quick
Will
Still
Be slick!

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The ‘Word of the Day’ it is ‘Haunting’
To open creaky doors is so daunting
You shiver and shake
At the ghost in the lake
And the dismembered head that is taunting.

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One dreary day in Aberdeen
A man dressed up as the queen
Nobody…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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