NEW APPENDAGE?
Overnight my foot bandage grows,
Where once was one of my toes…
Material slips
From frequency trips
To the bathroom….look like a nose!
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Oh proboscis so fair,
Surprising it is that you’re there…
The nighttime nurse
Seems adverse
To using enough tape and care.
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 
ouch!
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