DON’T GET ECCITED—UNTIL AFTER YOU’VE READ IT~~~
IT’S JUST A POEM!
The impotent man looks askance
On stories that feature romance,
His wife thinks them fine
But he draws the line
Consid’ring they no longer dance.
He prefers to not get excited
By feelings long unrequited
Or the means to act
With love-making tact
That’s why he’s no longer delighted.
So while she watches awed…
He finds the watching faux pas-ed,
Sometimes He can’t watch
And pours himself scotch
Considering his life to be flawed.