MY WIFE, LOOKING AT THE CATALOGS, THINKS SO TOO. AS TO GETTING NAKED…???!!!???
Last week I went on a crusade against crop tops because I’m a selfish human who enjoys burgers and fries and is lucky if she makes it to spin class twice a week. This week, I’m doubling down and yelling at the fashion industry as a whole because DEAR GOD WHAT WAS IT THINKING. I’m well aware the movers and shakers of the fashion industry are 6 feet tall and maybe 110 lbs on a bad day, but that doesn’t give them the right to push trends that make the average human look like an idiot. I mean, even high-fashion people can’t pull it off. I technically could make this a weekly series, because there are so many, but I just decided to create a giant post and I’ll suffer next Thursday when I can’t come up with anything to write about.
I’m also well aware that come next month…
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