BELTANE BENEVOLENCE
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Have you heard the latest “thang.”
Royalty’s timing Beltane…
As a time to annouce
The next baby to bounce
From under Kate Middleton’s wing!
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Some one on radio said
Tonight, Royals stay ahead…
Of pagan times
That happen to line
Up with a titular head.
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Beltane (the celebration) is here,
And Kate’s contribution is clear…
A baby girl
‘Round which Daddy will twirl,
Would be good to announce this year!
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I hear pagan orgies
Will be part of the festivities…
Please for your own sake
Of protection partake,
Why should disease bring us to our knees?
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And although my warnings are mild,
Remember the life of the child…
Perhaps produced
When lust is loosed,
Fetal tissues are babies wanting to live for a smile!
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–Jonathan Caswell
