Have you heard the latest “thang.”
Royalty’s timing Beltane…
As a time to annouce
The next baby to bounce
From under Kate Middleton’s wing!
Some one on radio said
Tonight, Royals stay ahead…
Of pagan times
That happen to line
Up with a titular head.
Beltane (the celebration) is here,
And Kate’s contribution is clear…
A baby girl
‘Round which Daddy will twirl,
Would be good to announce this year!
I hear pagan orgies
Will be part of the festivities…
Please for your own sake
Of protection partake,
Why should disease bring us to our knees?
And although my warnings are mild,
Remember the life of the child…
When lust is loosed,
Fetal tissues are babies wanting to live for a smile!