HOT DRESSER–DON’T MESS WITH HER!

HOT DRESSER–DON’T MESS WITH HER!!

He opened the door for her today,

She headed in—he out—

She got in spoken pleasantries

While he felt none put pit.

She always dresses so smartly,

Short dress, well-fitted to frame…

Bright colored suits that set off her stuff

And dark colors doing the same.

She knows how to please a man,

That’s why she has kids…

The old guys here leave her alone

But have wide-open eyelids!

She has some reserve behind her smile,

She welcomes a visitor here…

Sometimes she seems to hold back a bit

Is it wariness or fear?

Gentlemen all, we behave ourselves,

Not with the young one before…

Honey for bees isn’t quite how we act

Gentlemen to the core!

–Jonathan Caswell

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