HOT DRESSER–DON’T MESS WITH HER!!
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He opened the door for her today,
She headed in—he out—
She got in spoken pleasantries
While he felt none put pit.
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She always dresses so smartly,
Short dress, well-fitted to frame…
Bright colored suits that set off her stuff
And dark colors doing the same.
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She knows how to please a man,
That’s why she has kids…
The old guys here leave her alone
But have wide-open eyelids!
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She has some reserve behind her smile,
She welcomes a visitor here…
Sometimes she seems to hold back a bit
Is it wariness or fear?
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Gentlemen all, we behave ourselves,
Not with the young one before…
Honey for bees isn’t quite how we act
Gentlemen to the core!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 