FURNITURE WARNINGS

FURNITURE WARNINGS

The latest in unsafe conditions,

Give shins and ankles grave suspicions…

A short glass table

That folks are unable

To see makes walking unstable.

Rather than turn on a light

This man thinks it is all right…

To let it pass,

Smashing plate glass,

Complainig the table needs a light!

Or move the whole thing,

In pain they manage to sing…

The wall motion switch

Has too slow a twitch

To avoid that glass edge hitting!

–Jonathan Caswell

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