I USED TO BE GINGER….NOT AS ORANGE AS THOSE TWO CHILDREN…I HAVDE A POEM ABOUT IT IN MY ARCHIVES…WITH A hIGH sCHOOL PICTURE TO PROVE IT!
Q.What’s the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
A: One is a pale creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.
I decided to write a blog post on being ginger as I inevitably got sun burnt during this Summer’s heat wave. I’ve lost count of how many times I heard “Don’t worry, you’ll tan soon enough.” I felt like replying “No, No I won’t be tanned soon! You know why!? Because I’m ginger!” Any fellow ginger people reading this will realise, we do not tan- We burn, our skin peels…and oh shocker! We’re pale again. It’s one of the many joys of being ginger (Not).
You’d think that being 1-2% of the entire world’s population, according to The Independent
, would mean that we would embrace our unique ginger locks. Instead, many of us hide our ginger genes by dying our hair and wearing concealer to…
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By the Mighty Mumford 