The E-bay thing is winding down,
He won’t buy any more…
But when he thinks there’s nothing left
More good stuff tempts him more.
He doesn’t have the money,
His wife wants leather boots…
The taxman is still on his tail
And the rent soon up-shoots!
Scrounging for the money here,
That’s how they oft get by…
He just can’t handle the big sums
But oh—what a generous guy!