Isn’t very jolly…
He has to lose weight
Or face a fate
Of a casket on a trolley!
He’s learning to eat less,
The money’s run out he’ll cinfess…
He’s rather sarcastic–
Much too bombastic–
His patience at home, much less.
He cannot blow up at work,
It’s at home where he’s the jerk…
He’d like to figure
Out ways to rework.
As his brain is bathed in less sugar,
He snarls like a trapped cougar…
On these days
Is easier than getting out the Luger!