Mr. Melancholy

Isn’t very jolly…

He has to lose weight

Or face a fate

Of a casket on a trolley!

He’s learning to eat less,

The money’s run out he’ll cinfess…

He’s rather sarcastic–

Much too bombastic–

His patience at home, much less.

He cannot blow up at work,

It’s at home where he’s the jerk…

Behavior triggers

He’d like to figure

Out ways to rework.

As his brain is bathed in less sugar,

He snarls like a trapped cougar…

On these days

Separating ways,

Is easier than getting out the Luger!

–Jonathan Caswell

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