EGO IN THE BACK SEAT
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He tried doing it on his own,
His male perogative bone…
Barely started
And his body smarted,
He left it for weeks undone!
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Cleaning out a car’s back seat
Used to take an hour complete…
Now it behooves
Careful moves,
Making any progress sweet.
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Man acknowledges need
Of helpmeets to accomplish the deed…
He asked
Her help in the task,
Surprised her that the old dog was freed!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 