CELEBRATE LIFE AT FOUR AM.!

CELEBRATE LIFE AT FOUR AM.!

Wake up the wife of your youth,

E’en though she think you uncouth…

At this early hour

Her natural flower

May not want any pursuit.

Then get out of bed and dance!!!!!

Wake her up then try romance….

Dance for joy

You’re together, OH BOY!

Don’t trip over last night’s pants!

Whether young or old,

Invigorated by cold…

Slip into bed

Don’t lose your head,

Give thanks you were crazy and bold.

Rest your head in her breast,

Say (between breaths) YOU’RE THE BEST!

Then settle down

If she’ll not come round,

She might have you take a psych test

(but it WAS worth it!)

–Jonathan Caswell

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