WHAT IS UNDER THERE?
Girls in the crowd,
Wondering out loud…
Kilts they wear
What’s under there,
Is it really bare-naked and proud?
Younger brother (me),
Allowed up for a special party…
The guests had
The idea: underneath what will we see?
Scottish Scouts and the brother were wise
By preparing for inquisitive eyes…
Being good sports,
Underneath were shorts
No one was upset or surprised!