(IMAGE Courtesy “Squatty Potty”)
THE CHAMBER POT SQUAT?
(This is not a product endorsement.)
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The radio claimed “SQUATTY POTTY”
Was much better for one’s body…
Elimination by squat
Healthier than not,
Compared to a sit-down potty!
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The announcer claimed over time
Squatting and our bodies did fine…
But when we sat
Began troubles that,
Would cost us quite a dime.
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His answer for his family,
Was to use the squat, trouble free…
The natural pose
Helped easily dispose
Of all the junk internally!
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So listen for the ad as described,
Don’t wait for the benefits derived….
Write your plot
With benefits of squat,
Be glad that you’re still alive!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 