(IMAGE Courtesy “Squatty Potty”)


(This is not a product endorsement.)

The radio claimed “SQUATTY POTTY”

Was much better for one’s body…

Elimination by squat

Healthier than not,

Compared to a sit-down potty!

The announcer claimed over time

Squatting and our bodies did fine…

But when we sat

Began troubles that,

Would cost us quite a dime.

His answer for his family,

Was to use the squat, trouble free…

The natural pose

Helped easily dispose

Of all the junk internally!

So listen for the ad as described,

Don’t wait for the benefits derived….

Write your plot

With benefits of squat,

Be glad that you’re still alive!

–Jonathan Caswell

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