TIME FOR NEW SHOES?
(Parody lyrics for THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS)
My right foot tends to wear down
The outside of the heel,
Some waxed floors catch me sliding
On that patch–what a thrill (?)…
I’ve barely worn these shoes for long,
Just six months to a year,
For some of that I sat
Confined to an easy chair!
I’ll have more foot surgery
In a few weeks,
Some stuff needs removing
’cause the original wound still leaks…
I hope these size twelves still fit
When I go to the job,
If I get caught be home nursing
i will not earn a bob!
If I ‘m transferred to home nursing
I will not earn a bob!