BLESSED COFFEE MACHINE!
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Thanksgiving, the offices closed,
We guards are likely disposed…
To need fueling
For our grueling
Not as easy as it is supposed!
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They took away our coffee pot,
If it’s not brought in you’ve got…
No caffeine at all
Except a ling hall,
Whose supply on Wednesday was shot.
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Blessed be the One who has seen,
They filled up the coffee machine…
Less chance I’ll keep
Falling asleep
On camera and that would mean!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 