Found two hot dogs in the work back,

Better cook them up–can’t take them back…

Lasagna becomes protein rich

Before these hot dogs must be pitched!


Saving a chocolate bunny for,

On the way home if hungered more…

Extra sugar is good at night

Driving home needing extra sprite!

Half of the bunny does belong

To the wife so I’ll do wrong…

If I eat the whole thing down

Then having to listen to her wailing sound!

–Jonathan Caswell

(Parody lyrics for that Shirley Temple classic…ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP!)

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