25 Ways To Stay Alive in a Horror Movie

NOT MY CUP OF TEA…BUT AM RUNNING OUT OF BLOGS TO RE-POST AS REWARD FOR HER ATTENTION! DON’T FORGET TO DUCK WHEN THE BLADE COME FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!

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horror71. When you hear a noise down a dark alley, or basement, up in the attic, in the woods, in the shadows, or a cemetery – don’t go to check it out or call out things like “Is anyone there?” or “Who’s there?”. You probably don’t want to know.

2. When confronted by a serial killer or zombie, etc. don’t try to come up with an overly elaborate Scooby-Doo-type plan to kill them. Run awd44way.

3. If you’re in a good hiding space, don’t leave it right away or make a lot of noise. Shhh!

4. Don’t depend on someone coming to rescue you, they usually get killed.

5. Don’t go all hero and decide you’re going to go and fight the serial killer, zombie, demon, etc. It rarely works and usually ends in death, dismemberment, maiming, or all of the above.

horror66. Don’t check into a…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

2 thoughts on “25 Ways To Stay Alive in a Horror Movie

  1. D. Parker

    lol Oh Jonathan, how drool, thank you, thank you, thank you, very kind of you to reblog. 🙂
    Hope this week treats you kindly and you need none of this advice. 😉

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