This morning an angry man

Was caught unaware by a plan…

to block off the drive

Seal Coaters arrived,

He almost lost it –bad plan!

Seal Coating the drive with tar,

He tried inching by parked cars…

Barely squeaked by

One bumper tried,

No scratch, but a long dirty mark!

His wife couldn’t walk the distance,

But managed with his assistance….

To therapy

Managed eventually,

Coming home…walked a shorter distance.

After lunch, returning home,

Less grouchy but a full belly moan…

Five clam cakes first

His tummy would’ve burst,

Not a bit more could he ram home!

–Jonathan Caswell

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