She didn’t want the bikini,
In truth she wasn’t that teeny ..
Amply supplied
For a one- piece she vied,
Her mother was a meany!
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Crochet showed too much,
Sheer fabric wasn’t that much…
Modesty
Is harder to see,
In clearance sales and such.
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She had her birthday suit,
To wear THAT the question was moot…
Not risking arrest
She made her best
Decision on what would be cute.
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 