WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT?

I can my adventures tout,

I managed to lock myself out…

Banged on the door

take pity on this poor,

victim of his own fault!

My badge clip dropped off it’s string,

Leaving a clip with nothing…

Ziggy rescued me

From an outside “pee”,

Must find a way to not have it jump off it’s string!

It’s embarrassing outside to pee,

With cameras watching me…

I can’t tell where

But they are out there,

Watching diligently.

Now I’m back inside,

Till my relief comes I’ll abide…

Inside that door

So if the badge drops to the floor,

I won’t be stuck outside!

–Jonathan Caswell

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