Dogs Object to Being Therapy for Democrats


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Woofty MacTavish’s entire public statement

Democrat staffers, despondent and, like, totally bent out of shape over Hillary “Careless” Clinton’s non-election t’other day, have taken to bringing “therapy dogs” up to Capitol Hill to console them ( ).

But a spokesdog for the Canine Anti-Defamation League says dogs object to being “drafted into another Democrat sob story.” What he literally said was something like “Woof, woof! Arf! Huff-puff-puff, grrrr,” so we have had to use a translator.

Woofty MacTavish, assistant director of CADL and an Irish setter of some repute, said, “Our job is to make sad people feel not so sad, period. We do not inquire into why they’re sad. We especially don’t inquire into their politics. All we do is try to make them feel better. Period. Do you think we care that that revolting evil woman didn’t get elected president? Come on!  Even a cat wouldn’t vote…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Mr. Caswell has been composing poetry at least since High School. He has been on WORD PRESS for ten years and contributes to two other blogs beside this one. This blog has a Christian emphasis but all bloggers are welcome. Mr. Caswell chooses to---with permission--re[post material of interest

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