SANTA’S HELPER HAS NO CLOTHES!

In our ante room,

An elfin costume…

Last weekend

As someone’s “pretend”,

Was left here, I assume!

The actor had other clothes,

As I’m sure the camera shows…

But what of the loot–

This elfin suit–

Has the fact of its absence arose?

It surely won’t fit me,

Cosplay is out definitely…

Sure hope they come

For this missing one,

Back to rental inventory!

–Jonathan Caswell

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