A BLOUSE TOO SMALL!

“Gap-o-sis” in women’s tops,

Might lead to man’s traffic stops…

Looks rather unkempt

Mixed motives meant,

Could be dangerous in this world!

One is far more likely

To please if dressed nicely…

A smaller blouse

Turns you big as a house,

Some women think that they look spicy!

If you can find the appropriate size,

Love handles won’t be aggrandized…

Assets won’t be

Squished uncomfortably,

And less likely be criticized.

In truth some guys like that style,

For comments and wolfish smiles…

Dress appropriately–

More respectfully

We men won’t suspect your guile!

–Jonathan Caswell

(A clothing opinion—works for too-shall guys’ shirts, too!)

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