What’s a guy to do when
He’s banished from his job,
Because he didn’t know where
to twist a certain knob?
He can spread ice melt off a scoop
If he does it carefully,
Tonight’s shoveling took its toll
But salted walk he sees…
Tonight’s shoveling –he’s feeling old
Out in the snowy breeze!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 