May I interject
An opinion that some suspect…
Judgmental at heart
But I would impart
Wisdom that trend setters reject?
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What is the desire to share
The latest in underwear…
Out in plain
Sight–what’s the game?
Are you trying to lose it that night?
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As a guy, satin lace,
Is groovy but out of place?
Why advertise
The pleasant surprise–
I know, with the trends to keep pace!
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Femininity in the open,
Are designers secretly hoping…
Planned Parenthood
Makes out good,
As result of a young man’s groping?
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Ah yes, but it’s the style,
Sit down and listen a while?
Men will be men–
Do you realize you’ve been
An open invitation for his guile?
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Yes, guys do think like that,
Canoodling after…a twat…
Give guys a mile
And they’ll make you smile,
Excuses won’t rectify that.
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 