The trouble with baked beans,
Is undigested proteins…
Tend to collect
As you’d expect,
Unless extra enzymes do their thing.
(Like BEANO)
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Do you know why church seats are pews,
Carefully add up the clues…
Saturday beans
Provide the means,
If one eats many or phew!
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These days, pineapple enzymes,
Are known to decrease gas lines…
Better fresh
Uncooked, I suggest,
Wise practice for those more refined!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 