Not talking of bent underneath,
But forks whose existence ceased…
Unexplainable
Evidence unobtainable,
The hair on this head duly creased!
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Unexplained portals in time,
Is this what happened to mine?
Does a quantum mechanic
Have something for panic,
Because of something stealing him blind?
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If he washes dishes,
His answer may be less suspicious…
This lazy gourmand
At the bottom of his pond,
May discover forks propitious!
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–Jonathan Caswell.
By the Mighty Mumford 