He hasn’t had the delight,

Of eating vegemite…

He knows it’s a spread

(What more can be said-?)

The price in this country–big bite!

Peanut butter’s more familiar,

Slather it on bread to “fill yer”…

Some say a spoon

Gets it there soon,

Without bread, consumption’s “skill-ier”.

Whichever situation,

We’re saved by salivation…

Those mouth juices

Have their uses,

Advancing mastication!

–Jonathan Caswell




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